Jesus Is Watching You
A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants, so he takes it. Then he hears a voice, УJesus is watching you.Ф
He looks around with his flashlight wandering, УWhat the hell was that?Ф He spots some $ on a table and takes itЕ
Once again he hears a voice, УJesus is watching you.Ф
He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from and then spots a birdcage with a parrot! He goes over to it and asks, УWas that your voice?Ф
УYes,Ф the parrot says .
УWhatТs your name?Ф the burglar goes on asking.
УWhat kind of person names his bird Moses?Ф
УThe same person that names his rotweiler Jesus!Ф the parrot replies.
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