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Jesus Is Watching You

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants, so he takes it. Then he hears a voice, Jesus is watching you.

He looks around with his flashlight wandering, What the hell was that? He spots some $ on a table and takes it

Once again he hears a voice, Jesus is watching you.

He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from and then spots a birdcage with a parrot! He goes over to it and asks, Was that your voice?

Yes, the parrot says .

Whats your name? the burglar goes on asking.

Moses.

What kind of person names his bird Moses?

The same person that names his rotweiler Jesus! the parrot replies.

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