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Two Americans

Two Americans were fighting in a war in Iraq. One was a fan of Britney Spears, the other a fan of Eminem. Both were taken prisoners by Iraqis.

Before I kill you, said an Iraqi to the Britneys fan, Do you have any last request?

Could you kill me after you play the song Oops! I Did It Again?

Sure, the man agreed. And how about you? he turned to the other.

Kill me before you play Oops! I Did It Again, the Eminems fan said

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